“Inject the blueberry with a little squirt of spiced whiskey. Repeat with the remaining blueberries and place the injected blueberries into a bowl.”

“You'd wonder how such an insulting little squirt could amass such a fortune and control the mighty moguls of the motor racing business.”

“I can't see you, but you sound like a young little squirt. How old are you?”

“A more secure man might have laughed it off, or grabbed the squirter and turned it back on the prankster.”

“I did an internet search, to check the squirter had not gone to ground – and, yes, there were several more reports from angry victims.”

“I'll melt the hole and as it burns to two inches indiameter, I spray water on it with a squirter.”