“That guy is such a noob! Why would he use a nerd pole to get up there? Doesn't he know how to use ladders?”

“Social Development goes to a noob who seems to have never said a thing on the topic, while Labour is ranked bottom of the Cabinet.”

“Any noob can tell you this is not the way if you want to motivate your students to study hard and do well.”

“Anyhow, every month all of our schools get newsletters that come with teaching tips and how-to-survive-in-Japan tips for noobs like me.”

“Also slightly unexpected is that of those surveyed, almost 30 percent were total Apple noobs, while 40 percent had never owned an iPod before.”

“I'll start by explaining a little background information for all the noobs who didnt watch the cartoon series.”

“Stop being noobz and resist the pwnage that is brought down upon you!”