| At the milder end, it's Wayne Rooney widdling against a wall because he can't be bothered to find a Gents. |
| Likewise, you'll always find them on the left hand side of the stage, occupying the narrowish space in front of the DJ booth and the back door, on the way to the Gents loos. |
| I finds him in his room havin' a confab with two other plain clothes gents. |
| I pop to the Gents in the warehouse and tidy my ponytail, peering dejectedly at my sallow face in the soap-crusted, cracked glass. |
| Faced with the same impossible task of reaching the Gents, they too followed their leader's example, headed for our corner and happily wazzed away. |
| You can tell it's posh because food is served on a bed of other food, and there isn't a machine in the gents selling rubber johnnies. |
