If you are part of a certain web culture, you have to celebrate Christmas and Saint Valentine's with your waifu, take a picture and post it for everybody to see. |
Please contact me if you would like to buy my Molly Soda burrito waifu. |
Stick with your waifu forever, no cheating. |
So long as I get to claim my virtual waifu and our 30 virtual children as tax deductions, I don't really care if I can't touch her. |
You can even cook a meal and make your waifu presents. |
Well, Kondo told AFP that he sleeps with a waifu dakimakura, or a body pillow of his girlfriend Miku, each night. |