Theresa from Peterhead is obsessed by the vast quantities of dog poo dotted about the Blue Toon and has taken to decorating the offending turds with strawberries and cream. |
Taking on good ol' Bollywood, the AIB crew is in town on Friday with Royal Turds. |
I can't believe how many of those whiney little turds wrote in to you about that kick-ass ad. |
Or malachite in green coprolitic stools like small stone turds becrept a brassy green. |