Download a brace of Westerns and work on the Texas accent, and casually let slip about how you need to stay online with Houston to find out how your gushers are doing. |
Midland is of course a flat, once dusty Texas oil town closer to gushers than geysers. |
As the snow melts, water slowly per-colates through the ground, steadily feeding the springs that replenish these gushers. |
A weighting agent adds body to petroleum and prevents the formation of gushers. |
All this growth, plus the tithing many evangelicals encourage, is generating gushers of cash. |
No gushers, no oil spewing down like black rain from creaky wooden derricks. |