It looks cool on Elvis and Michael Jackson, but most guys just look like dufuses if their pants are too short. |
Soon we'll have crimes of laughter where dufuses force their way into homes and attempt stand up routines at gunpoint. |
They'd get home eventually and they wouldn't have spent eighteen pounds on a black cab like some of the dufuses out on the street tonight. |
On the topic of hipsterism, what a salve to my fury it is to read that someone is satirising hipster dufuses. |