How many coffee-chain baristas and sweatshop seamstresses assume that voting for lower taxes will bring them security and prosperity? |
Australians drink coffee in smaller cups, our baristas tend to swirl the milk a little less, and we have completely different terminology. |
Prior to in-store training baristas are schooled in corporate history and the art of coffee tasting and roasting. |
I'm still not sure if this knowledge is a good thing, as all it seems to do is annoy the wait staff and baristas of my local hang outs. |
As I was getting my latte today I told my baristas about the wild technological ride on which I've traveled these past 48 hours. |
So long, hairy-armpitted cute pink-haired tattoo'd baristas of Saturday morning strolls down State Street! |