| Believe me, the work of a line cook in a restaurant catering to the tastes of arriviste Texans is even more boring than it is cracked up to be. |
| Once again Texans used bank notes from other states and shinplasters instead of the Texas money. |
| For the last two seasons, the Texans have been one of the worst defenses in the league at sacking the quarterback. |
| Texans were more or less thought of as yahoo barbarians somewhere between the Beverly Hillbillies and Deliverance. |
| Generations of East Texans had hunted deer with dogs, depending on the howling canines to roust deer from the region's thickets. |
| Loading time therefore decreed that in combat Texans fire in relays, half the men always carrying charged rifles to prevent being overrun. |
