“Now go ahead and wipe yourself with a towel. And now you can put your shirt back on.”

“To add to the absurdity, the packets come complete with a moist towelette similar to those provided in fast-food outlets.”

“Someone wonders whether passengers could be persuaded to clean off their own tray tables and suggests giving them a towelette for that purpose.”

“She broke open the diskette sleeve and took out the internal disk and dried it off thoroughly with a towelette.”

“If not, bring water for preparation and cleaning, or pack clean cloths, and wet towelettes for cleaning surfaces and hands.”

“While contemplating, we were brought cold towelettes and sat marveling at the decor and the fat suit!”

“If you can manage, follow with an orange and cinnamon and sweet pastries flavoured curiously like airline towelettes.”