“My parents went on a staycation, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”

“The idea of being shamed into indefinite staycations is more than my mottled flesh and triglyceride-ridden blood can bear.”

“School's back, and you can spot the families who were brave enough to opt for staycations this year: they're still drying out.”

“Most staycations combine edification with retail: you visit a battlefield or a museum and then hit the amusement park and the outlet stores.”