“Clearly the squeezers were designed for wiry Dales folk, some are decidedly fat-ist.”
“It's a little spot of England where Channel 4, the Guardian, Alessi orange squeezers, ciabatta and the Booker short list don't exist.”
“There are iron thumbscrews, head squeezers, stretching racks, and interrogation chairs with spikes, many of which were used during the Spanish Inquisition.”