“Arjuna was deep in meditation when he heard a loud snort. He ignored it and continued with his meditation. But then the snort grew louder. The snort was coming towards him.”

“The public rightly snort in derision at high-flown cant about press freedom while scoundrels brandish quotes from Milton and Orwell as cover to do as they please.”

“Harvey Stoner only snorted and I wished the scoundrel would snort his drink down the wrong gullet.”

“He got a snorter that reared up at his bat handle from just short of a length.”

“With Australia needing just three runs to win and a solitary wicket in hand, Steve Harmison produced a snorter to Michael Kasprowicz.”

“Sometimes his mother asks how a big chubby nosehole snorter will ever get a date in junior high.”