“A decade later they had released a string of hits, including Still and school disco smoocher Three Times A Lady.”

“A video obtained from the incident shows the 'Ali' star pulling away and then slapping sneaky smoocher Vitalii Sediuk.”

“Evidently lacking a sense of irony, she promptly dumped him' but most right-thinking people regarded it as a classic smoocher.”

“She reached over and gave him a smooch on the cheek with a wink at Rita and me.”