“Slinging my bag over my shoulder blade I rushed outside only to collide with some moron wearing sunglasses.”

“Apparently, the thickheaded moron beside me was incapable of keeping his mouth shut.”

“I would like to shame the spineless, thieving moron who on April 5 stole my little girl's books from the toilets in Morrisons.”

“The answer is that cities are run by politicians most of whom are morons or on the verge of moronicity.”

“If this were the only example of moronicity in my teens, I could chalk it up to an aberration or a fluke or even gamma rays from the planet Zoobon.”

“I was feeling really dizzy, and no, it wasn't from the loud music and the fumes of B.O. wafting off of the dancing morons.”

“This is not to say that they are leading meaningful lives, but they are not necessarily lunatics, morons, or zombies.”

“It's a party comprised of anarchists, absurdists, activists, practical jokers, perverts, weirdos, maniacs, oddballs, and morons.”