“The actress wanted to stretch in a role that was 180 degrees away from the omnivorous Tramell and the masturbatrix from Sutton.”

“Pajero is a colloquialism widely used in South America, particularly Argentina, meaning masturbator.”

“One of these patients is a tycoon, Solomon Heller, a bald, chronic masturbator.”

“Caleb can save lives every day, but he will never be a decent human being as long as he follows the Way of the masturbator.”

“Indirect questions about masturbation yield contempt for even raising the subject.”

“She holds him to blame for his brother's masturbation, and she wants him out.”

“I became depressed, and self-medicated with comic books and heavy masturbation.”

“Violence against nature exists in masturbators or in those who carry out the chemical copulation while the woman is menstruating.”

“It is this despondent bunch of masturbators that Michael Gove was targeting when he hilariously suggested that teenagers send one another romantic poetry instead of sexting.”

“Could I convert virgins to nymphomania? Masturbators to rakehood? Faithful wives to adulteresses? Seducers to ascetics? Very doubtful. But possible.”