“I'm going to suggest to loverboy that this weekend we finish off the very last of the painting, scrub the sofas, finish off the tiling in the shower-room.”
“Why did they choose Steve McClaren as the successor to loverboy Sven when they could have picked me?”
“How do you keep a 26-year-old loverboy sufficiently motivated to perform mass murder, not to mention suicide?”
“It's just that one is the lover, while the other is the lovee. Together, they make love. One has an obligation to nurture, and the other has a duty of care.”
“One might even describe a monitored feedback loop that permits one to sense when insufficient loving is returning from the lovee, causing a lessening of the lover's efforts.”
“So live I loveness, and my breast swells with bitterness, which nothing can assuage.”
“HIS loveness is more human than Goethe's and songs are less passionate, but not less more perceptive and profound than intense or pathetic than Byron's, and Yordsworth's.”
“I am quite glad to receive your kind and good and love-wishing letter, and I thank God for all this, for it is in his greater loveness that he gave unto me the kind friend as you be.”