“I bought giant stuffed frogs that squeak, plush lambies to cuddle, felt baby rattles to entertain.”
“Your lambies aren't lambies anymore, but they're pining for you just the same, and I'll drop them off on my way back if you want.”
“They are misguided by misinformation, and talking the Undisputed Truth is a physical means of weaning these little lambies from their childish and sheep like behaviour.”