“Anyway, I don't know if she felt bad for taking advantage of me or was appreciative of a good old fucking, but when I woke up the next morning, she'd left me this bottle of 21-year-old Clynelish Single Malt Scotch Whisky.”
fuckability
(vulgar) The abstract quality of being desirable as a lover, especially by virtue of physical beauty
fuckabilly
(derogatory) A term for a person, with connotations of fuck (“highly contemptible person”, noun) and hillbilly.