“If it were a mystical elf, it would not be using an arrow and bow.”
“It's like I have an evil little elf in me that chirps out the meanest things at bad times.”
“I think that it makes you look cute, sort of like Santa's favorite elf.”
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(astronomy) an upper atmospheric optical phenomenon associated with thunderstorms, rapidly expanding disk-shaped regions of luminosity, lasting less than a thousandth of a second, which occur high above energetic cloud-to-ground lightning of positive or negative polarity
“Elflocks, according to fairy lore, would be considered the mischievous work of fairies which may be matted with mud and twisted to appear much like a traditional dreadlock.”
