“Glenn was known to have a dangerous addiction, as he couldn't resist the allure of Charlie.”

“I sighed, feeling my knees beginning to hurt and a charley horse developing in my thigh.”

“I've been receiving symbolic shiners, charley horses and swollen jaws since I first picked up a mic and joked into it.”

“The pain from the hit was like a bad charley horse and lasted a good five minutes.”

“I woke up in the afternoon from the night before and instead of having anything to eat, I had a can of soft drink and a line of charlie.”

“There's no question that a noseful of charlie makes you feel invincible, focussed, elite and beautiful.”

“Honestly, I couldn't have been keener to get clear of that airport if I'd had half a kilo of charlie up my jumper, I can tell you.”

“This might be the perfect moment to visit London, as it will be empty of chin-free society charlies.”

“What better way of getting a quick fix of cash and attention that whipping your charlies out and panting over another woman, also exposing her busters.”

“With charlies toy drum strung round his neck on a narrow blue ribbon, he was distinctly mirth-inspiring.”