| Now that marriage no longer means much, why not let couples or triples or quadruples of whatever variety get married? |
| Otherwise, why not rent a comedy and a martial arts actioner and watch them separately? |
| If you're tired of being a wallflower or if your dance moves aren't cutting it for you anymore, why not take some dance lessons? |
| If the TV moguls are right and we only want to watch miserable people wallowing in self-pity, then why not simply watch the news? |
| If the council can afford to do this, why not simply abolish the charges and remove the new yellow lines? |
| Those of you whose grubby mitts have not reached for this shiny golden nugget yet, why not? |