| I was just wondering why women should think that bald men were more intelligent than those of us not tonsorially challenged. |
| The fact that he is British and shaven headed may be of some comfort to, say, the tonsorially elegant Antipodean, but frankly, does it matter? |
| If your friends are tonsorially challenged, visit a barber or salon on Saturdays and find out which stylist is most difficult to get an appointment with. |
| During my more tonsorially experimental phases, I noted with interest that the levels of attention I would get from in-store security staff depended on the colour of my hair. |
