| Knitted toilet-roll covers, shagpile carpets, pogo sticks and virtual pets Tamagotchis are on his list. |
| They will tell you that the toilet-roll holders in the brand new Ivy bathrooms are extended, rather than recessed, as required by code. |
| It's reminiscent of the Seventies when, if a toilet-roll manufacturer wanted to sell more toilet rolls or a baker wanted to sell more bread, they spread rumours of a shortage. |
| We miss its toe-curling political incorrectness, its shabby vulgarity, its embarrassed actors, and its toilet-roll scripts. |
| Don't forget to co-ordinate mirrors, toilet-roll holders, and soap dishes, which can all help create your desired look. |
