This French cheese, constructed from cow's milk by cheesemaker Philippe Olivier, was judged the smelliest in the world by 19 members of a human olfactory panel and one hi-tech electronic nose deployed by Cranfield University. |
He had gone out of the cave where he lived and rolled in the smelliest, nastiest mud he could find, so he would look his scariest. |
One morgue worker was pouring a concoction that looked like blue laundry detergent on the smelliest bodies. |
He had the smelliest feet in the world and was one of the untidiest people I have ever met. |
Four of us took off to Oxford Street at noon to hire dinner suits from the smelliest man in London. |
I've been thinking this through because it's the cheese awards coming up and after the judging I'm going to be left with a couple of tons of cheese that I'm going to convert into the smelliest substance in the universe. |