We're the daftie who gets handed a bottle of champers and scuds himself on the nose when popping the cork before getting soaked with the spray. |
And he is currently firing literary scuds at tin gods as associate editor of The Spectator and critic-at-large for The Times. |
Through the windows you could see the Scuds arcing over the city and the Patriot missiles trying to shoot them down. |
A squadron of pelicans scuds toward the distant white lighthouse. |