Before the writs and the fists fly let me point out that there's no hanky-panky, rumpy-pumpy or anything of the sort involved. |
Fans of the show and its creator, Chris Carter, have always insisted that any hint of rumpy-pumpy would undermine a relationship based on professional trust. |
It came with free in-house rumpy-pumpy on TV, and breakfast. |
Antagonistic but forced together through circumstance, the pair are continually being discovered by others as if they were having rumpy-pumpy. |
Rourke here interpolates a whole new hen-party scene in which we see Hero's maid, wearing her mistress's wig, enjoying some noisy rumpy-pumpy in disco-club darkness. |