The worst part is, I noticed it while I was on the loo, having pooed. |
I pooed on my skirt at work today Today was an 'upset tummy' day. |
Well, do you think they pooed in front of each other before they ate the apple? |
Then a pigeon pooed from the tree above, narrowly missing us. |
Just thinking of all the tiny kids who'll grow up not knowing how their face looked when they pooed makes me feel a bit emotional, sorry. |
He is looking for me and when he finds me he is going to feed me rice and gone off fish till I die as he knows I have not pooed in a week because he read my dead end blog. |