| I don't give a Rat's patootie how many people read this, as long as somebody does, I'd hate to just stand here and scream into the dark. |
| Poetry should be brief, whimsical verse about a certain cutie patootie you'd like to get to know better. |
| Soooooo, get your patootie on the nearest short bus and slobber your whole way home. |
| She will likely not give a rat's patootie what you think, but you will at least stop receiving the pictures. |
| I wouldn't want you to get one of those pointy boot tips up your patootie. |
| She was this cutie patootie I'd met while looking for another girl, a girl from New York who I was kind of seeing. |
