It wouldn't be good customer service to say that I felt like stuffing the one she bought up her jacksie, but I did think it would have been a good idea at the time. |
Problem is, now Bono's dug his diamond-encrusted spurs into its jacksie, just as the warmth of its trusty old hay bale was starting to look alluring once again. |
If the England captain ever got drunk and ran singing around a territorial army mess hall with a burning newspaper sticking out of his jacksie, we will never know. |
You know, I really, really hate getting shot, and had I been in a position to do so I would have told Matty so, before inserting his pistol up his jacksie, sideways. |
When he was four, his dog Jacksie was killed by a car, and he announced that his name was now Jacksie. |
From his Lakeland fells in stalks William Wordsworth, looking as if he had a shepherd's crook stuffed up his jacksie. |