The song is about my ex wearing guyliner and taking pictures of himself in the bathroom mirror. |
True, in the original the eyes were terrifying and unblinking and deathly, but what if we popped some guyliner around the edges and made them ocean blue? |
In 2012, it will be out with the guyliner and in with that most manly of pursuits-roasting hunks of meat over an open fire. |
Everyone knows he's bound to graduate to black hair dye and guyliner any day now. |
For a moment I entertain the possibility that he's wearing guyliner. |
Wielding guyliner and lip-gloss, they give Jonathan a swift make-up lesson. |