| Every year my dad makes jambalaya, a mix of rice, chicken, spices, red and green peppers, ham, and sausage. |
| I heard my dad struggle with the pronunciation, trying to add on an Italian accent along with the words and couldn't hold back a giggle. |
| I ran home and told dad and, as he was an air-raid warden, he knew what to do. |
| The Scouser is ignorant, stupid and fat, the gay dad is queeny, stupid and over-dressed and the Asian is stingy, stupid and scared of his mum. |
| He is likewise wasted as a curly-haired dad whose sole job seems to be hugging his daughter. |
| And I've never gone out to dinner with my dad when he hasn't gotten into an in-depth conversation with the waitperson. |
