My dad remembers stalking through the rubble of a bombed house while the woman who had lived there cried on the step. |
I ran home and told dad and, as he was an air-raid warden, he knew what to do. |
The Scouser is ignorant, stupid and fat, the gay dad is queeny, stupid and over-dressed and the Asian is stingy, stupid and scared of his mum. |
He suffered sexual abuse until he was 11, then when he was 13 he discovered the person he had called dad all his life was no blood relation. |
And I've never gone out to dinner with my dad when he hasn't gotten into an in-depth conversation with the waitperson. |
He is likewise wasted as a curly-haired dad whose sole job seems to be hugging his daughter. |