I also managed to connect the water butts together with this brilliant set of tube and washers that James' dad suggested we get. |
We dressed in our jammies because mom and dad knew we would fall asleep at some point. |
This all changed when he discovered the sport of water polo from his dad who once played for the Egyptian National Team. |
I heard my dad struggle with the pronunciation, trying to add on an Italian accent along with the words and couldn't hold back a giggle. |
The Scouser is ignorant, stupid and fat, the gay dad is queeny, stupid and over-dressed and the Asian is stingy, stupid and scared of his mum. |
My dad remembers stalking through the rubble of a bombed house while the woman who had lived there cried on the step. |