It riseth about Alton, and goeth from thence to piddle trench head, Deuils. |
It may be nasty, but when else will we ever get to see a man eat a snow cone soaked in his own piddle? |
For I see there is yet some hemoid piddle on the ground upon which my head sits. |
At Wareham it and the River Piddle, also known as the River Trent, flow into Poole Harbour via the Wareham Channel. |
The Frome and Piddle are chalk streams but the Stour, which rises in Wiltshire to the north, has its origins in clay soil. |
When I asked if I could use the washroom, I was told no, and so I offered to go out and piddle on the porch. |