As for Ibiza, Dowse is clearly a hoser who is more at home in a hockey arena than at Manumission. |
Ibiza was a Carthaginian colony and the ceramic figures from this period are magnificent. |
Further along the coast, we dive the only real wreck on this side of Ibiza, a well-broken steamship that was driven sideways into a rocky cove. |
Alternatively, club together with a bunch of mates and rent a superb seafront villa in Ibiza. |
Ibiza on the other hand has wicked cool deejays and hot British chicks on holiday. |
We will panic about being unable to afford to replace the boiler and then, on impulse, book a weekend in Ibiza that costs the equivalent amount. |