“Sometimes they were having their shorts pulled off by a freakishly well-timed rugby tackle.”

“He towered over our tent and blotted out the sun with his freakishly large tremendousness.”

“Of course, it turned freakishly sunny, pumping the contrast between interior and exterior light too high.”

“He is correct about all of this stuff, but he is also freakily obsessed with this garbage situation.”

“She didn't usually care what her fortune cookies ever said but this was too freakily coincidental.”

“I step in front of them, and sure as Sunday is long, their eyes are glassed over and they're stood completely still like freakily realistic waxworks.”