“The other four nominees suffer in comparison from being relatively established names and, more damningly, from having short, blokey names.”

“More damningly, faster editing and increasingly artful camera angles have long been required to disguise Seagal's escalating portliness.”

“More damningly, he seems incapable of engendering either passion or pride in his charges.”

“You're just too damn proud, Katy. And you know what they say about pride.”

“He is the most damnably varied of the big hitters currently in action in contemporary art.”

“I get to pick up Debbie from her last day at school, which is one of those milestones that come and go so damnably fast.”

“Why do some people make such a damnably disgusting munching sound when they eat that can be heard miles away?”

“If we had such a damned fine time, why was it you turned me down?”