“He says he used to spend half an hour a day straightening his kinky hair into a Mohawk.”
“But if I were experiencing a conflict between my kinky nature and my vanilla relationship, then a doctor is, quite frankly, about the last person I'd talk to.”
“Your bank manager, your dentist, maybe even your brother-in-law could be living out bizarre, kinky fetishes.”
“There is a fullness and passion to the Victorians that made them put their grandest thoughts and kinkiest fantasies on the same canvas.”
“Look no further, Coconut Sublime Conditioner is guaranteed to soften the kinkiest curl, moisturize the driest lock, and detangle the most unruly tresses.”
“To put Hurley, Wisconsin, on the map: Alternet.org declared the small logging town one of the ten kinkiest cities in America, alongside New Orleans and Las Vegas.”
