“Doors close abruptly in hero's face with a dirgeful ding-dong.”
“And, if thy time is sorrows, let all breath Breathe dirgeful music for is welcome such, Nor shall the stricken curse that thou dost hold Ingratitude a minion.”
“Even a streaker couldn't disturb their massive concentration, nor could the dirgeful piper who'd earlier given the match its air of untimely triumphalism.”