| There's no use darting over to the opposite side of the aisle because some other waddler is lumbering along from the opposite direction. |
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| Instead, I turned into a bloated, rotting and fetid waddler with an even more Dickensian paunch. |
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| But sadly, the signs point to Ronaldinho being more lethargic waddler than lethal weapon, and Milan being left behind in Serie A again. |
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| The splay-footed Frenchman must be the fastest waddler in history. |
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| The Waddler formed a lethal front partnership with Keegan and Peter Beardsley, as a goals tally of 18, 27 and 20 respectively confirmed. |
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| Seemingly hemmed in on the edge of the box, Waddler suddenly teed the ball up and twisted his body to lift an impossibly cheeky lofted volley high into the right corner. |
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