Once, in the yard, she crouched down, schnockered, waiting to leap out at Paul, Sr. And, leaping out, found him pantsless. |
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It became my habit to sit on the back steps with my own glass of wine and watch the woodchuck get schnockered. |
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The flies self-medicate by getting schnockered. |
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Don't talk to me, I'm already schnockered. |
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Though he was not, as promised, schnockered that evening, Mr. Mindel is nevertheless the kind of dyed-in-the-wine bon vivant who has become an endangered species in today's earnest-cause-driven world of entertaining. |
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So if you and the pooch go out and get schnockered some night, make sure you don't let him drive. |
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