Can you not see the complete lack of logic in what you're saying, you beetroot-faced plonker! |
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We won't stick it up on the notice board so everyone can have a laugh at what a plonker you are. |
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I think it's safe to say that it was because it made you look a right plonker. |
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But now, all you'll ever be is that plonker who appears in adverts on the telly. |
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I just didn't want to seem like a plonker who had just wasted his time carrying a rucksack full of water unnecessarily. |
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So I got away with looking like a bit of a plonker, and having to spend ten minutes replacing the broken link. |
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The guy's a plonker and made a totally ineffectual campaign leader. |
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So after all that, it turned out that it was my headphones that were faulty and not my iPod and I had waited more than an hour to be shown up as a bit of a plonker. |
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I think Edward's a plonker and I certainly won't follow his example. |
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I opened the book while waiting for a show to begin, confronting my GCSE French skills head on and praying that the people next to me didn't think I was being an unsociable pretentious plonker. |
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The West Ham boss does not need that sulking plonker around the dressing room. |
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The Newcastle chief is obviously a top bloke, but the highlight of the programme was when a young autograph hunter made him look a right plonker. |
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The trusting James, who reminded me in appearance of a young Rodney from Only Fools and Horses, is anything but a plonker. |
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Their attack is, 'Look at Ed.' In brackets, 'What a plonker.' Look at our suave, cool, well-educated man, who can string a sentence and eat a sandwich. |
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The workmen were all in hysterics at the antics of this 18ct plonker who was still very much wet behind the ears. |
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For that reason alone, I will not call him a plonker again as it clearly encourages him. |
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I HOPE Nathan Blake felt like a right plonker against Coventry. |
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A TRAINEE accountant behaved like a real plonker by trying to sell fake designer goods on Facebook using the name Rodney Trotter from Only Fools and Horses. |
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I can't dance so I'd probably look a plonker, but I never say never. |
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