| Instead of being a mere brain fart, this became a fascinating cognitive dysfunction. |
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| Paid up and rearing to go we presented for our first game drive at sparrow fart next morning. |
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| Another blowy grey morning and off at sparrow fart to see David Trimble's appearance on the platform. |
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| I'll be missing the last couple of hours because I'm an old fart and I need my sleep. |
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| And as he was lyin' there, half dozin' and thinkin' about things, he suddenly let rip a big stale Guinness fart that rumpled the bedclothes. |
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| I'm turning into an old fart who only wants to listen to music I already know. |
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| On television, there was some boring old fart in a suit talking about the dangers of credit growth. |
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| He throws in a few fart gags later, plus we get to see him in a sumo thong. |
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| The woman in the stall next to mine was belly laughing, cackling like a crazed hyena, heehawing at the other woman's fart. |
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| Laughing at westie fashions is like the cheap fart joke of suburban humour. |
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| My greatest fear was that we would be associated with all these fart jokes. |
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| I'm sure all the problems you mentioned will disappear like a fart in the wind. |
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| He was drawing up his knees, a definite pain cry that would lessen just after a fart and then increase again until the next release of wind. |
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| In particular I loved it's absurdity, it's gross attention to detail and it's endless fart gags. |
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| All of a sudden I let out a massive fart that smelled of filet mignon. |
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| If I can remember what I learned in junior high school regarding tornadoes, they're some kind of thing which is made up of wind, like a fart but only much more powerful. |
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| I don't think I'm about to let an old fart like you see anyone. |
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| I'm being a boring old fart so I'm in my room getting ready to go to bed. |
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| Yes, the old fart died, but the point is, he did me a great injustice. |
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| Since this is a brain fart, I hope you'll forgive me for being circuitous. |
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| Usually Mad Brad is quicker off the mark, but he had a brain fart. |
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| In the installation Art fart Alexander Ekman pokes fun at art critics, something that should fit right in at a museum. |
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| Prepare yourself for some confusion as this film as been loosely compared to a Lynch short film with fart jokes. |
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| Now, I may be an old fart having been a journalist for 36 years, but I have never, ever known a journalist wanting to be on the commercial side of the business. |
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| Gags run the gamut from Shakespearean allusions to fart noises. |
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| It was a squeaky fart, this one, with some laughter in the background. |
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| Yes, and I suppose this officially makes me an old fart if I even care about these sorts of things, but if we don't have standards, then what separates us from the savages? |
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| Emma Fretwell, 19, studying at the University of York, says: It's a nice gesture, but it feels a bit like a fart in the wind. |
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| Also from last weekend, I must apologize for an apparent season-long brain fart I had when I spoke of Golden Tate still playing for the Seahawks. |
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| After a bad day of duck hunting nothing goes down better than a good duck fart. |
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| Diamond geezer, smug git, or filthy-tempered old fart? |
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| Give this old fart a weekly column please. |
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| We snigger anyway at the ranting old fart. |
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| I know I have had the opportunity to sit on a number of committees and had presentations from a number of sectors and a lot of lobbyists and experts, and none of them seemed to be able to fart in less than 12 minutes. |
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| It is against human enterprise and development and sends extremely strange signals: don't breathe, don't exercise, especially don't pant and for God's sake, don't fart! |
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| On Saturday, 10 October, the work will once more be performed in front of an audience when the installations 4 dancers, The Untouchable, Time line and Art fart move into the Bildmuseet in Umeå. |
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| At that point she really hit a high note and so he blew this great big fart and it was the first fart in all Creation, nobody had ever heard one before. |
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| Slocum flew from the saddle and came down on the road a solid fart knocker. |
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| Could there be a more romantic gift than a remote-controlled fart machine or a pull-my-finger pen? |
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| Kids, young boys in particular, like a good fart joke so this one should be popular. |
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| He let rip a fart that emptied the elevator at the next floor. |
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| But if you're hangry and you think the previous sentence was written by some rando having a brain fart, this might be the right time to rage-quit or stop by at a cupcakery. |
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| The obvious fart jokes and done-to-death innuendos have led critics to pooh-pooh Mrs Brown, but there are also a wealth of witty one-liners and good old-fashioned slapstick. |
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| A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor. |
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| Their blue uniforms and badges stick out like a fart in church. |
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| Rick's scam to palm her off on Huey went over like a fart in church, just like Huey had predicted. She had indignantly scolded him when he brought it up. |
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| Taking a different approach, I tried to convince our hosts of the value of a Nek Fart original. |
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