“I start every day with strong decaf coffee, French country bread and a fried egg.”

“If you find you're getting jittery or having trouble sleeping at night, cut back or switch to decaf versions.”

“The dispute has much at stake, with decaf coffee sales accounting for roughly 10 per cent of the multi-billion dollar coffee industry.”

“I don't really drink tea and only decaff coffee now so I can't really say I have any feelings about this.”

“I was convinced that someone was slipping me regular coffee instead of the decaff.”

“If homeopathic theory was correct, the trace amounts of caffeine in decaff ought to have me bouncing off the ceiling.”