| By JAMES NURSEY BRIT Richard Hounslow admitted the pressure got to him as he failed to make the final of the single kayak. |
| You think I'm a repugnant human being, but you're willing to sleep with me as long as I seduce some little nursey away from a guy who's never even asked you out on a date. |
| If anyone wants to come over to my house in a cute nursey outfit and tend to me, I would be most appreciative. |
| All a bit doctor and nursey for me, I think I would probably spoil it all by wetting myself either laughing or in horror, depending on who was smiling from between my legs. |
| So, being an employee at a Major Employer, I thought I'd give our occupational health people a tinkle, to see if there was a nursey type who could give it a swift syringing. |
| I promise that I'll actually get round to a proper post soon, but I'm far too busy playing nursey at the moment. |
