| Some numpty forgot to make the developing room light-tight so we're all getting fogged film. |
| Realising he'd been duped, he went from doe-eyed numpty to slow-burning psycho, plotting a weekend in a remote cottage where he denied Charity her hair straighteners and a phone signal. |
| It's a useful headline grabber but it doesn't help when you're overtaking the numpty with the caravan. |
| And the auto-dimming rearview mirror was handy on the Woodhead Pass, when a numpty behind had his headlights on beam. |
| But instead of being thanked for all those NI contributions ripped from your pay packet every month, some numpty in the House of Lords compares you to a jobless scrounger. |
| The same numpty then clipped the rear end of a truck while another blagger managed to lose his wing mirror altogether. |
