| That's why she's doing those Wii adverts, she has lost all self-respect: next thing you know, she'll be showing her norks for a fiver round the back of Yates's Wine Lodge. |
| It's not often that a girl gets the opportunity to have an in-depth look at her own norks, but I did today. |
| Ernie constantly badgered me to get her to talk to him but I suspected she would throttle him if he merely glanced in the direction of her norks. |
| And her norks! Like a hundred times bigger than his sister's. Why was he thinking about his sister's norks? Gross. |
| With any luck, some fit girls from Bedales or Cheltenham will join in horseplay with surfboards in the shallows, and, if they're real sports, might get their norks out to sunbathe. |
| She had the second biggest norks in the school, and watching her take part in Sports Day was a joy to behold for myself and my fellow teen perverts. |
