Bogus callers were given the brush-off by an alert householder in Colchester. |
If the householder does not like his advice, he may consult another practitioner. |
Destruction falls on the good deeds, wealth, possessions, progeny and the cattle of the householder who fails to perform xenial duties. |
The householder may be guilty of manslaughter and liable to be brought before the criminal courts. |
Earlier in the day the householder had a call from a man offering tree lopping and gardening services. |
Every householder is willing to part with a fixed sum for modernisation of sewerage disposal. |