If you're missing one of two beer-bellied drunkards that had a big night at Banbury Cross in Northriding last night, worry no more. |
There across the room, just past the beer-bellied former jocks and the rich former nerds, I spied a poised, graceful woman with flowing red hair and laughing green eyes. |
The problem is many places are now having to serve up fried breakfasts with a British accent for the beer-bellied warriors of Blighty. |
The days of beer-bellied grapplers applying a headlock or an armbar for five or six minutes are long gone. |
Soon, beer-bellied men will be squeezing their bulky frames into pieces of elastic and pulling on trousers two, or maybe even three sizes too small. |
Three young ladies who looked less than pleased to be talking to two middle-aged, beer-bellied sailors, but their good manners keeping them where they stood. |