Tana, 33, pours out her heart to caring Posh in lengthy transatlantic phone calls. |
But Posh is having her trademark catsuits remade because she's so thin now. |
Posh chefs would crust the top with a blow torch but I don't trust myself with a blow torch when I've lost count of the wine I've drunk. |
Posh residential complexes make the area a prestigious locale, an address one would be proud to possess. |
This all changed when hot sulphur springs were discovered in the valley of Posh. |
And even they liked it, came increasingly willingly to the slaughter, Posh and Becks, John Humphries, Germaine Greer, ready to take him on. |