| So last weekend I got Kiki-Bee and her friend Tilly to make it to give them a break from Barbies and bonbons. |
| Then paint it with a black magic marker, trim it or let the two tag ends dangle like legs or barbies of a forage item. |
| My mum and dad tried to palmme off with things like Barbies and Popples but I made it clear I was more into ponies. |
| But it makes me even more determined that the only Barbies in my house will be the ones found at the bottom of the toybox in all their matted hair and missing limbed glory. |
| I'm not even sure those dolls are Barbies, I think they might be knock-offs from the 99-cent store. |
